Found over at the Queen’s, of course. I think 40 words is the best I can manage after a long, hot week, and a short, hot weekend.
The rules are simple: one word answers to 40 questions.
Where is your cell phone? Kitchen
Your significant other? Beloved
Your hair? Short
Your mother? Barking
Your father? Absent
Your favourite time of day? Twilight
Your dream last night? Unknown
Your favourite drink? Champagne
Your dream goal? Time
The room you’re in? Cosy
Your ex? Several
Your fear? Death
Where do you want to be in six years? Home
What are you not? Relaxed
Your favourite meal? Breakfast (had to go with Emily on this one)
One of your wish list items? Greek lessons
The last thing you did? Water
Where you grew up? Backwater
What are you wearing? Overmuch
Your TV is? Resented
Your pets? Imaginary
Your computer? Essential
Your life? Unbalanced
Your mood? Weary
Missing someone? No
Your car? Toyota
Something you’re not wearing? Jewellery
Favourite store? Persephone
Your summer? Busy
Your favourite colour? Blue
When is the last time you laughed? Yesterday
When is the last time you cried? Distant
Your health? Fine
Your children? Never
Your future? Unplanned
Your beliefs? Cynical
Young or old? Young
Your image? Sharp-tongued (hyphens don’t count, right?)
Your appearance? Unsatisfactory
Would you live your life over again knowing what you know? No
Musings from the sofa 
I really like this meme. I will have to try it this week.
I don’t think your image is sharp-tongued — maybe just to a few insecure men, but not sure they really count. Anyway, sounds like you’re feeling a bit stressed these days and I’m sorry to hear it. Hope thing calm down.
I would like to read your answers.
Yesterday was perhaps not the best day to be making the attempt myself; I didn’t realise I was so glaringly downbeat. But thank you, dear ZM!
You’re really too much of a romantic to be too cynical, but it’s nice to have a heavy dose of it floating on top, because it’s what makes you so witty.